Funny 4 quotes

$Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.$

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn't a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025