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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

  Commentary:
  🎉👏 Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health – complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! 🛋️💭

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

  Commentary:
  "Saturday and Sunday sprint by faster than Usain Bolt, while Monday drags on like a never-ending marathon! 🏃‍♂️⏰😫 Who knew time could be so selective?! #MondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about setting the bar high for yourself! 🎉🍔💪 Who knew weight gain could be seen as an accomplishment? Overachieving in all aspects, including the food coma department! 😂👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

  Commentary:
  "Technically, it's not a holiday… but in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we have a right to take the fifth (of July)! 🇺🇸🎆 #IndependenceDayExtened #FreedomFriday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

  Commentary:
  "Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"

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