34 Funny account quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've reached the 'CTRL + Z' moment in life! 🔄 Don't worry, just hit the 'Refresh' button and start a new game on 'Life 2.0'. 🎮 Remember, it's never too late for a new beginning, just make sure to read the 'Terms & Conditions' this time! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a romantic partner when you've got a loyal email address by your side for years? 💻💕 Hotmail has been through all the spam, filters, and attachment troubles with me – true love at first login! 💌 #EmailGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It's like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"

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