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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Commentary:
"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life! 🍷💬😬 Who needs boring hobbies when you can excel at the art of intriguing conversation and keeping things spicy? Cheers to being fabulously unconventional! 🥂💁‍♂️😜"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Commentary:
"Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Netflix & by yourself.

Commentary:
"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Commentary:
"I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping