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"Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"
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- Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
- All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
- Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
- I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
- My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.
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"Gratitude is great and all, but I could have done without a few of life's 'special' offerings… Like that one time I learned the hard way why you should never trust a microwave with popcorn! 🍿😅 #LessonsLearned" -
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"Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. 🌟💤 Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! 💁♂️😴" -
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"Canceling plans like it's my part-time job! 💁♀️ Who needs Netflix when you've got me as the ultimate no-show entertainer? 🤣 #MasterOfCancellation" -
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"Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to dazzle me with your radiant presence? 🌌✨ Maybe you're just taking the scenic route through the galaxies before making your grand entrance!" -
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"Switching from summer to winter clothes: Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Changing from winter to summer clothes: More like panic mode activated! 😅🌞❄️ #wardrobeproblems" -
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"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your own shadow. 🌟😂 It’s like playing hide and seek with your reflection in a mirror… good luck trying to get away from ‘you’!" -
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"Who needs multiple trips when you can have one epic balancing act! 🛒💃 #LifeIsAnAdventure" -
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"Ah, the blissful 5 seconds of morning amnesia – when you can pretend to be anyone you want before reality hits 🌅😂 Embrace the mystery and make the most of those fleeting moments of identity crisis!"
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- If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.
- In banana years, I am bread.
- Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?
- I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
- Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.
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