194 Funny animal quotes

• Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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  animal, animal antics, antics, behavior, best, best friend, bite, companionship, early, early morning, excitement, friend, humor, market, morning, pet, pet behavior, puppy

• I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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  absurdity, animal, desire, escape, everything, fix, freedom, horse, humor, i, Kazakhstan, wild, wild horse, wish

• The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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  animal, concern, depressed, depression, humor, irony, lion

• When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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  amusing, animal, animal comparison, chasing, comparison, dance, dance move, dog, humor, i, move, people, quirky, say, self-deprecating, tail, wild, wild dog

• Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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  animal, cat, cleaning, couch, hair, humor, humorously, i, judging, left, mess, pet, surprise

• If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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  animal, compliment, cute, dinosaur, dinosaur joke, flirt, humor, joke, playful, pun, romance

• The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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  animal, concern, divorce, humor, independence, lion, metaphor, relationship, strength

• The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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  animal, card, concern, credit, credit card debt, debt, finance, humor, joke, lion, metaphor, money, stress

• Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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  animal, attitude, bastards, bet, butterfly, comedy, humor, insect, irony, nature, nice, real, sarcasm, surprise

• Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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  90, animal, animal behavior, around, behavior, companionship, daily, daily life, dog, following, humor, life, living, living with pet, mouth, owner, pet, pet owner, watching, wondering

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