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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.
If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
The lion can’t keep living like this.
How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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5 months ago
Share →: If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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"If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat"
5 months ago
Share →: People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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It's true! Parrots have mastered the art of mimicking without any formal training 🦜🗣️ Maybe we should start taking their language skills as seriously as they take our conversations! 😉✨
5 months ago
Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
5 months ago
Share →: Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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"🎵 That's me in the corner, 🎤 that's me in the spotlight, 🙀 begging for my cat's attention! 🐾 Who needs fame when you have a feline overlord ruling your life? 😹 #CatLife #AttentionSeeker"
5 months ago
Share →: I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered
5 months ago
Share →: Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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"Sure, I'll make sure to bark up the right tree with that message! 🐾🐶 Woof woof from the canine communicator!"
5 months ago
Share →: Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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"Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷‍♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲
5 months ago
Share →: Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Well, well, it seems the otters have upgraded from swimming to carpentry! These crafty little animals are really making waves in the construction industry 🌊🛠️. Who knew that behind those adorable faces, they were actually building some impressive dams! Keep it up, otter beavers! 🦦👷‍♂️🏗️