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Funny arrested quotes

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025