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Funny ass quotes

Funny ass quotes are the perfect way to add some πŸ˜‚ spice and sass to your day! Whether you need a quick laugh or a witty comeback, these hilarious gems will have you snorting with laughter 🀣 and sharing the fun with friends. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and brighten up any conversation with a dash of cheeky humor πŸ‘πŸ”₯!

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Ludacris once said β€œIf you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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