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Funny ass quotes are the perfect way to add some πŸ˜‚ spice and sass to your day! Whether you need a quick laugh or a witty comeback, these hilarious gems will have you snorting with laughter 🀣 and sharing the fun with friends. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and brighten up any conversation with a dash of cheeky humor πŸ‘πŸ”₯!

Ludacris once said β€œIf you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Posted on2 weeks ago

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Posted on4 weeks ago

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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