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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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