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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

3 months ago

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

3 months ago

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

3 months ago

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

3 months ago

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

3 months ago

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

3 months ago

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

3 months ago

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

3 months ago

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

3 months ago

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

3 months ago