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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Just shared via Slack:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Spotted on Messenger:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Live now on Reddit:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Just shared via WeChat:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Making waves on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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14 shares on WeChat this month:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

95 shares on Slack this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Trending via Twitch:

Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

Going bananas on X:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Just landed via TikTok:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Spotted on X:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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