14 Funny birds quotes

Funny birds quotes 🐦✨ bring a burst of laughter and feathered fun to your day! Whether you’re a bird lover or just need a quirky pick-me-up, these witty and cheeky sayings will have you chirping with joy πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰. Get ready to soar into a world where humor takes flight and every tweet is a smile in disguise! πŸ˜„πŸ¦œ

14 Funny birds quotes - Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! πŸ˜‚ Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! β˜οΈπŸ¦…

14 Funny birds quotes - I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Commentary:
"Who's the real genius here? πŸ˜ΉπŸ• Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! πŸ•πŸ•ŠοΈ #PizzaLovers"

14 Funny birds quotes - To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Commentary:
This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱πŸ”₯πŸ₯šπŸ¦πŸš«