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"Ah, if only all meetings were as sweet as cake π°! Instead, we often end up with just the crumbs πΌποΈ. Maybe next time we can have our cake and eat it too ππ°!"
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- She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.
- On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
- I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
- Donβt wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.
- Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
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"Give me cake, or give me a fork! π°π΄ Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! π" -
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"Indeed, the real question here is, why would you waste a good cake like that? ππ€·ββοΈ Perhaps they should start a 'Cake-In' trend instead, where people pop out from the center and enjoy a slice or two! π°π" -
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"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence π€ Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? π #RiceCakeEpiphanies" -
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"Life's too short to hide the cake! π Enjoy it before your sneaky household critters beat you to it. It's a race against time and furry thieves! πΎπ" -
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"Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? π°π°ββοΈ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? π #SingleLifeGoals" -
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"Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic π§ββοΈπ° Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? π°οΈπͺ Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! ππ°" -
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"I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? ππ« Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! ππ #HandleWithExtremeCare" -
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"Having your cake and eating it too? Sounds like a delicious dilemma π°π΄ Who knew lifeβs sweetest moments could also be the most controversial? π" -
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Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! π°π« Whether it's a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! πππ°
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- I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
- Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
- I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
- Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
- Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?
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