13 Funny cell phone quotes

• Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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  5 days ago

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• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  7 days ago

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• You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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  1 week ago

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• The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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  1 week ago

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• Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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  2 weeks ago

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• If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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  3 weeks ago

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