Funny Christmas tree quotes

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  2 weeks ago

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• l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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  1 month ago

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• Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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  1 month ago

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• Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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  1 month ago

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• The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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  1 month ago

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• Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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  3 months ago

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