Funny cigarettes quotes

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I'm sick of his excuses.

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?" I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025