12 Funny cigarettes quotes

• Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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  4 weeks ago

  cigarette, cigarettes, flirt, girl, humor, i, joke, line, pickup, pickup line

• They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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  4 weeks ago

  aura, aura farming, cigarette, cigarettes, farming, harmless, humor, invent, invention, should

• Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, being, better, cigarette, cigarettes, dream, ever, fun, fun activity, humor, LinkedIn, networking, socializing, tool

• My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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  1 month ago

  again, cat, cigarettes, excuses, frustration, humor, pet, sick, smell, smells

• My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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  1 month ago

  chakra, cigarettes, humor, joke, mysticism, relaxation, spiritual

• We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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  1 month ago

  activity, addiction, cigarettes, coffee, compatibility, fun, fun activity, humor, relationship, together

• My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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  1 month ago

  American, cigarette, cigarettes, culture, humor, identity, name, native, Native American, smoke

• Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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  1 month ago

  age, around, candy, childhood, cigarettes, humor, innocence, memory, nostalgia, smokers, thing, used

• “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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  1 month ago

  act, alcohol, buy, cigarettes, day, done, humor, i, kindness, random, random act, stranger, teens

• All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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  1 month ago

  90s, cigarette, cigarettes, happiness, happy, music, nostalgia

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