Funny cigarettes quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My chakra went out for cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘‍♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! ☕🚬 Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! 💨🚬 Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! 😉 #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! 🍭🚬 Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong

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