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"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"
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- Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
- In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
- Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
- I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
- I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
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"Looks like someone's ready to drop the most epic nap mix of 2021! 🎶😴 DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are about to make some serious ZZZs happen on the dance floor… I mean, bed! 💤💃 #SleepyBeats"
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- Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.
- If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
- I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
- I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
- Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.
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