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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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afterlife, club, humor, life, rebellion, reincarnation, rules, yelling, yolo
If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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buy, club, destroy, enough, fundraising, humor, Monday, money, raise, together, weekend, wish
Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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age, being, club, crazy, creation, frankenstein, humor, me, monster, nightlife, old, only, party, should, victor, Victor Frankenstein, youth
Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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battle, challenges, club, conflict, fight, fight club, fighting, humor, know, life, life challenges, rule, rules, secrecy, struggles
I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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bathroom, club, Club Pee Pee, different, experience, going, humor, i, love, music, nightlife, pee, playing, restaurant
Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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2 months ago

bird, club, early, early morning, fight, fight club, funny observation, humor, meetings, morning, observation, outside, wildlife, window
In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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20s, 40s, activity, age, age difference, bangers, changes, club, difference, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery store, hit, humor, life, life changes, listen, nightlife, store
Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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bed, cat, cats, childhood, club, fight, fight club, hide, humor, imagination, monster, monsters, pet, where
I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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activity, club, cream, dessert, humor, ice, ice cream, inside, scoop, secret, secret club, social, social activity, surprise
I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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bed, bedtime, blanky, club, club bed, dj, DJ Pillow, humor, mc, MC Blanky, pillow, relaxation, sleep

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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