16 Funny complain quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️‍♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your mom's got your colleagues beat in the job security department! 😂👦👧 Who knew family ties could be so enduring at work? Time to start navigating the office jungle gym without climbing over one another! 🐒🌿 #MomKnowsBest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

  Commentary:
  Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it's all fun and games until you end up in heaven's customer service line requesting to speak to the manager… 🌥️👼🏼🙅🏻‍♂️ #PerksOfAfterlife"

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