192 Funny confidence quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, my awesomeness is limited edition! 😎✨ #TooCoolForSome"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

  Commentary:
  🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

  Commentary:
  "With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize my absence is the ultimate plot twist! 🤣🚪💨 #MissingMeMadness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

  Commentary:
  "When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"

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