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- To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.
- If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
- The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
- Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
- Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.
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