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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?
4 days ago
I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.
2 weeks ago
“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
1 month ago
Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
1 month ago
To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?
2 months ago
Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.
3 months ago
Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.
3 months ago
To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.
3 months ago
What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?
3 months ago
Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.
3 months ago
I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.
3 months ago
I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.
3 months ago
Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
3 months ago
As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?
3 months ago
If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.
3 months ago
When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!
3 months ago
How did we decide to go with cockpit?
3 months ago
The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
3 months ago
Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.
3 months ago
You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.
3 months ago
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