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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Shared recently on WeChat:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Spotted on Instagram:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Going viral on TikTok:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Trending via X:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Going bananas on Threads:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Going bananas on Threads:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Spotted on Telegram:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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49 shares on Instagram this month:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

11 shares on Facebook this month:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

96 shares on Slack this month:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

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17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I’ve been blocked by better.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Windmill? Big fan.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Spotted on Threads:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Live now on Slack:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Trending via Facebook:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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