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37 Funny context quotes

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025