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3 months ago
Share →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Commentary:
Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟
3 months ago
Share →: They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'tallest = truth-teller' strategy. It's a tried and true method in a world full of fibbers! 🤥🤔 Just remember, be sure to check if their stories measure up to the competition! 📏😄"
3 months ago
Share →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
3 months ago
Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Commentary:
"Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"
3 months ago
Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"
3 months ago
Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Commentary:
"Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck"
3 months ago
Share →: People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Commentary:
"Who needs a date when you can have a mistake as your companion? 😜💔 Let's just hope they're not high-maintenance! 🤣 #MistakeMaster"
3 months ago
Share →: If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Commentary:
"Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you've found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"