30 Funny dining quotes

• Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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  2 months ago

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• You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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  2 months ago

  attention, date, dining, eat, fashion, food, humor, mess, shirt, spaghetti, wants, wear, white

• Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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  2 months ago

  dining, friends, Google, humor, menu, people, preparation, restaurant, social, yourself

• Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, depends, dining, drive-thru, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, restaurant, task

• If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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  2 months ago

  bit, cuisine, culinary, dining, food, humor, i, recommend, sarcasm, something, sophisticated, tired, try, want, wit

• There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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  2 months ago

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• Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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  2 months ago

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• I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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  2 months ago

  bring, dining, food, humor, i, joke, lot, restaurant, service, table, waiter, wit

• I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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  2 months ago

  appetizer, bring, concept, dining, eat, else, food, humor, hunger, i, me, restaurant, something, waiting

• Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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  2 months ago

  breakup, dining, disappointment, ever, expectations, experience, food, hard, humor, relationship

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