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6 months ago
Share →: Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting a PhD could be so…painful? 🤓📚 But hey, at least you can proudly say you've endured the 'reading for pain' phase, right? 😅 #PhDlife"
6 months ago
Share →: The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Commentary:
"Ah, the Frankfurt School, where we dissect the relish-ionship between sauerkraut and society! 🌭🤓 Better grab some mustard for that major! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
6 months ago
Share →: A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Commentary:
Ah, no wonder some folks confuse touchdowns with treaties! 🏈📜 Who needs a touchdown dance when you can have a historical huddle? 🕰️🏟️ Let's all take a moment to appreciate the importance of a well-rounded education! 📚🌟
6 months ago
Share →: Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Commentary:
Oh, the undeniable irony behind those spectacles! 🤓✏️ It's like a badge of honor in the school of hard knocks. 😂 Remember, failing is just a stepping stone on the path to becoming a certified genius! 🎓🌟
6 months ago
Share →: You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting an education would come with a retirement plan! 🎓💸 Sounds like we deserve a diploma in financial planning too! 💼😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Commentary:
Looks like the rhombus got voted off the elementary school island, never to be seen again! 🔺 Farewell, rhombus, you were acute one! 🤣 #GeometryGoneMissing
6 months ago
Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Commentary:
🎓 Getting a PhD is like leveling up in life – you become a doctor! But hey, at least your loved ones won’t hesitate to put you in your place when you slip up! It’s all in good fun, right? 😂 #PhDProblems #DoctorDrama