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6 months ago
Share →: If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Ah, the joys of parenthood! Who needs a mood ring when you have kids? 😂😭😅🥴 Emotions before breakfast – the ultimate wake-up call! #ParentingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"
6 months ago
Share →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Commentary:
Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone
6 months ago
Share →: It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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"Ah yes, it's all fun and games until the adorable angry face turns into a raging inferno emoji 🔥🏠😠 #cutebutdeadly"
6 months ago
Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!
6 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"
6 months ago
Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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"Big shoutout to all my fellow poker-faced pals out there! 🃏♠️ Who needs a range of facial expressions when you've got 'resting chill face' mastered? 😎 Keep calm and carry on, you mysterious beings. 🤔😄 #FacialExpressionGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Commentary:
"Swing into action! 🎢 One minute you're up, the next you're down…you might as well hang a 'No Vacancy' sign on that emotional rollercoaster! 🤪 #MoodSwingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Commentary:
When she says "it's fine," just remember to run for cover because her inner storm is brewing ⛈️🙃 Don't mess with a girl's unspoken rage or you might end up being excommunicated from your own bloodline! 😂 #FineButNotFine #GirlPower