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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

3 months ago

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

3 months ago

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

3 months ago

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

3 months ago

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

3 months ago

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

3 months ago

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

3 months ago