17 Funny enemy quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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