16 Funny enemy quotes

Exercise won't cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

When the devil couldn't reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me... hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I'm my own worst enemy, so I guess I'm also my best friend.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025