Funny quotes enemy

17 Funny enemy quotes

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

2 weeks ago

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

2 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

2 months ago

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

3 months ago

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

3 months ago

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

3 months ago

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

3 months ago

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

3 months ago

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

3 months ago

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

3 months ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

3 months ago

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

3 months ago

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

3 months ago

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

3 months ago

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

3 months ago

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

3 months ago

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

3 months ago