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14 Funny engagement quotes

Funny engagement quotes bring laughter and love together in the most delightful way! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether youโ€™re celebrating your own big moment or toasting friends, a witty line can make the occasion even more memorable. From cheeky insights to playful jabs, these quotes add sparkle and smiles to every engagement announcement. Ready to giggle and get inspired? Letโ€™s dive into the funniest ways to say Iโ€™m engaged! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’‘โœจ

I think thereโ€™s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You donโ€™t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Commenting โ€œwhat about us?โ€ on all Valentine pics this year.

Posted onFeb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

Keep posting, Iโ€™m diagnosing you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Itโ€™s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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