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2 months ago
Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
4 months ago
Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"
5 months ago
Share →: Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Commentary:
🤔 Looks like we've got ourselves a social media doctor in the house! 💻🩺👩‍⚕️ Quick, someone call the hashtag paramedics! 🔥🚑 #DoctorPost #SelfiePrescription
5 months ago
Share →: The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩‍🚒 Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷‍♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"
5 months ago
Share →: Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Commentary:
"Smart people are like huskies 🐕: full of energy and ready to tackle any challenge! Just make sure to keep them engaged, or watch out for the mischief they'll create instead! 🤓💡#BrainyTroublemakers"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of our social media age – chasing after the elusive 'like' while drowning in a sea of 'views'! 🌊😂 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of cat videos and influencer posts! 🐱📸 #FirstWorldProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Commentary:
📸💍 When engagement photo shoots have you wondering if the ring's bling is compensating for something, honey! 😂💁‍♀️ Who needs a photo to prove they found love when they've already posted a million relationship updates?! 🤳🤣 Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but a great sense of humor is priceless! 💎😜 #SorryNotSorry
5 months ago
Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"