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11 Funny engagement quotes
Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.
3 days ago
Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
2 months ago
Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.
2 months ago
The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.
2 months ago
If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.
2 months ago
Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
3 months ago
Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.
3 months ago
It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.
3 months ago
Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.
3 months ago
Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
3 months ago
Fun like a LinkedIn notification.
3 months ago
Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.