Funny engagement quotes

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you're reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Smart people are like huskies. If you don't give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025