16 Funny engagement quotes

• I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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  17 hours ago

  5, congrats, congratulation, drunk, drunk text, engagement, friend, girl, glasses, humor, i, media, old, old friend, post, reaction, social, social media, someone, spoken, sweet, text, wine

• I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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  1 day ago

  before, engagement, engagement ring, humor, i, jewelry, limit, me, opinion, ring, rings, size, size limit, tacky, think

• People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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  2 days ago

  engagement, humor, internet, likes, max, media, people, persistence, secret, social, social media, still, time, tweet

• There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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  1 month ago

  concern, engagement, grave, humor, irony, likes, media, post, produce, social, social media, zero

• You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, engagement, humor, insult, media, much, social, social media, tried

• Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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  2 months ago

  algorithm, confusion, engagement, i, impress, just, liking, media, post, social, social media, understand

• Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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  2 months ago

  comment, engagement, humor, loneliness, media, meme, pics, relationship, single, social, social media, us, Valentine, year

• Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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  2 months ago

  diagnosing, engagement, humor, keep, media, observation, posting, social, social media

• The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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  2 months ago

  engagement, fire, humor, interaction, neighbor, only, reason

• If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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  2 months ago

  better, book, engagement, expectation, humor, least, page, public, reading, social, something

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