22 Funny focus quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

  Commentary:
  🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a paycheck when you've got a perfectly adorned tree to admire all day? 🎄💁‍♀️ Time to upgrade from employee of the month to ornament placement expert! 💼➡️🌟 #Priorities #LivingMyBestTreeLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting my job to focus on being in love, because who needs a paycheck when you have unlimited love and poor financial decisions to make? 💕💸 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹‍♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical 40s where your eyes decide to go rogue and start playing their own game of focus and blur! 📸😄 It's like your vision decided to embrace the art of abstract photography just in time for midlife crisis shots! 🎨👁️‍🗨️ #BlurryButFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Time to dive into the season of sun, tan lines, and endless possibilities! 🌞🕶️ Say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation – it's summertime, baby! 🏖️😎 #SummerGoals #NoMoreWorkBlues"

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