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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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