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  5 months ago

  View →: If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
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  5 months ago

  View →: At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
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  5 months ago

  View →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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