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58 Funny game quotes

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don't worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025