Funny grape quotes

• Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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  4 weeks ago

  association, color, color association, comparison, explain, flavor, flavor comparison, grape, grape flavor, grape soda, humor, humor in taste, i, know, perception, purple, sensory, sensory perception, soda, taste

• Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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  4 weeks ago

  dark, dark humor, every, family, food, funny thought, grape, hear, humor, humor about food, imagination, imagine, soft, son, thought, time, voice, whisper

• Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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  1 month ago

  fruit, grape, grapefruit, hang, hang out, i, incompetence, incompetent, legend, wish

• Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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  1 month ago

  90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine

• If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, back, beauty, Botox, grape, humor, joke, raisin, transformation, turn

• Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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  1 month ago

  around, date, eating, grape, humor, lay, lounging, naked, over, painting, relaxation, renaissance, Renaissance painting, want

• Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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  1 month ago

  40, age, age range, app, dating, dating app, drinking, fight, fighting, grape, humor, over, range, set, while, wine

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