Funny grape quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the grapefruit – the rebellious cousin of the fruit family 🍇! Unapologetically tangy and notoriously confusing with its name game 😆. Whoever thought naming it grapefruit next to grape was just asking for fruity chaos 🍊🍇. Let's invite them to our next fruit salad shindig for some good laughs and juicy puns! 🥳🍍🍓

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

  Commentary:
  "Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

  Commentary:
  "🍇💉 The million-dollar question: can Botox work its magic on a raisin and transform it back into a grape? 🧐🤔 Sure, why not? Maybe we'll witness the birth of the ultimate rejuvenated fruit – the Raisinberry! 🍇🤣 #Grapenado"

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