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Funny grape quotes

Funny grape quotes πŸ‡ are the perfect way to add a splash of humor and sweetness to your day! Whether you’re a wine lover 🍷 or just here for some fruity fun, these witty sayings will make you smile and maybe even chuckle out loud πŸ˜‚. Ready to peel back the layers of grape-inspired giggles? Let’s dive into the pun-filled world of juicy jokes and playful vibes! πŸ‡βœ¨

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper β€œthat was my son…”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% β€œooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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