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"Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"
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- One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.
- They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
- Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
- I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
- This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.
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🍎💪 "Looks like the only gains you're making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we'd all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️♂️😄" -
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"Absolutely! Waiting in line for more than 10 minutes should come with a golden ticket 🎫 to Candyland! 🍭 Who knew grocery shopping would turn into a sweet adventure? 😄" -
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"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase" -
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"Trying to survive the grocery store before Christmas is like going on a wild expedition through the jungle. 🛒🎄 Don't worry, your milk may have expired, but at least you've gained some battle scars in the form of long checkout lines! 💥😂" -
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"Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!" -
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"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of accidentally turning your healthy intentions into a delicious sugar-coated surprise! 🥦➡️🍩 Who needs green smoothies when you have a whole bag of donut disguised as veggies? 🤷♂️🤣 #HealthyEatingGoneWrong" -
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"Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅" -
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Oh, the horror! 🛒💪🏼😱 It was a struggle of epic proportions for those brave souls. Post-grocery drama therapy may be necessary to heal the wounds of captured snacks and boxed goods! 😂🍎 #ParentingProblems #HardKnockLife
Top Funny Grocery Quotes 🔥
- Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
- Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.
- Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
- When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
- You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
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