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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

3 months ago

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

3 months ago

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

3 months ago

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 months ago

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

3 months ago

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

3 months ago

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

3 months ago

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

3 months ago

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

3 months ago

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

3 months ago

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

3 months ago

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

3 months ago

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

3 months ago

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

3 months ago

Happy new fear!

3 months ago

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

3 months ago

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

3 months ago