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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.
Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.
At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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3 months ago
Share →: Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of marriage – where 'blissfully happy' meets 'pleasantly surprised'. Who knew that meeting your spouse could turn your world upside down after 25 years of harmony? It just goes to show that even the best relationships can use a little shake-up now and then!"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Commentary:
"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! 🎶🎂 But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Commentary:
Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding
5 months ago
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January was a tough year but we made it.
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Commentary:
"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Commentary:
"Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Commentary:
"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"
5 months ago
Share →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"