68 Funny head quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! 💳💇‍♂️ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! 🤣 #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷‍♂️ #SafetyFirst

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

  Commentary:
  "💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Nature truly works in mysterious ways! 🌿🌻 It's amazing how a tiny dandelion can conquer concrete like a boss, while we struggle with the simplest tasks like putting on a sweater. Just a gentle reminder from Mother Nature to embrace our quirks and keep blooming! 🌼😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the adult version of the classic tune – "wallet, glasses, keys and phone" – where forgetfulness meets responsibility in a not-so-catchy melody! 🎶🤓🔑📱 It's the new jam for grown-ups everywhere, making sure we're always prepared and slightly disorganized at the same time. 😅 #AdultingInStyle

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