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6 months ago
Share →: I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Commentary:
"I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her." 🐝🚫💔

Because let's face it, how someone handles a bee encounter says a lot about their true character! 😂🙌 #BeeBraveryRequired
6 months ago
Share →: Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️‍♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"
6 months ago
Share →: Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's upgrading from the bottom of their heart to the top! 🎩💖 Watch out world, we've got a gratitude trendsetter on our hands! 😉🌟 #LevelingUp #HeartfeltThanks"
6 months ago
Share →: Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Commentary:
"Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃‍♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"
6 months ago
Share →: Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between the stomach and the heart – a classic dilemma! 🍬🤔 It seems the candies have indeed sparked a sweet rebellion inside you. Fear not, for sometimes a little indulgence is good for the soul… even if it leads to a sugar-induced negotiation between your organs! 😂🍭"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we captured memories with hearts, not hashtags! 💖 Who needs Insta fame when you've got a heart full of special moments, am I right? 📸 #NostalgicHeart"
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Commentary:
“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”
6 months ago
Share →: The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌"