Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘♂️🤣🩲"
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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.
Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"
“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.
Commentary:
"Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"
I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.
Commentary:
"When you're equal-opportunity offensive! 😂🚀 #SharingTheChaos"
You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”
Commentary:
"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"
There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.
Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"
There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.
Commentary:
"Running low on filters and raw-dogging life like it's a new adventure! 😜📸✨"
Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.
Commentary:
"Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"