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Funny holiday humor quotes

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

1 day ago

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

3 months ago

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

3 months ago