Funny holiday humor quotes

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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  1 month ago

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• What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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  1 month ago

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• Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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  1 month ago

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• This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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  1 month ago

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• It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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  4 months ago

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