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Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!
171 Funny honesty quotes
Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once…
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🎅🏼 "Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff." 🤣 Looks like someone is mastering the art of independence and self-reliance! Who needs Santa when you've got your own shopping skills? 🛍️💁♂️ Just remember to treat yourself extra nice this holiday season – you deserve it! 😉✨
I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. Wh…
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the…
How soon into a new relationship should you let her know yo…
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"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?
Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just wri…
I wish people would stop holding back and use social media…
