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6 months ago
Share →: Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Commentary:
"Be the friend who makes Count Dracula consider bringing out his coffin for a night on the town whenever your name comes up in conversation. 🧛‍♂️💀 #FriendshipGoals #SpookyVibes"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Commentary:
"Off to dreamland we go, hoping that existential dread doesn't show! 🌙💤 Don't let the monsters in your mind keep you up tonight. Sweet nightmares!"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded hour when the sun rudely interrupts our beauty sleep and announces its triumphant return 🌞😱 Never fear, for caffeine shall be our loyal companion on this morning journey! ☕️😅"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Commentary:
"Ah, the family reunions just got a whole lot spookier! 😱👻 Time to unearth those chilling tales and become the ultimate legend of the family tree… or should I say, family 'haunting'! 👹🌳"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true terror of adulting! Forget haunted houses, the scariest maze is navigating through those bills looming over us like ghosts in the night. 👻💸 Who needs Halloween when you have the spine-chilling spectacle of your bank account post-rent day? 😅 #SpookedByBills"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Commentary:
"Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning – the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 🧩 Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. 🧭 Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! 🍷😄
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Commentary:
Ah, the horror of being thrown into a social situation against your will! 😱 Brace yourself for awkward small talk and a sea of unfamiliar faces. This is either the start of a great adventure or a comedy of errors waiting to unfold. 🤣 Just remember, you can always fake a sudden urge to use the bathroom as your escape plan! 😉
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries