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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
65 Funny hour quotes
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
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Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Can we petition for a time zone with extra hours just for Sundays? 🌞🕰️😴
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.
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Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈
I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.
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Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
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Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰