17 Funny idiots quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to make things idiot proof is like trying to build a better mousetrap… Except the mice are always reinventing themselves! 🤦‍♂️🤣 #SisyphusSyndrome"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! 🧘‍♂️💬 Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

  Commentary:
  "The idiot's diet: when you have to bite your tongue to avoid consuming extra calories from saying something stupid. 🤐🍰🍔 #dietsilly #speaklesschewmore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Prevent more idiots with your extensive condom collection – the world thanks you! 🌍🚫🤡 #NoMoreIdiots"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

  Commentary:
  "Let's give a round of applause to freedom of speech for unveiling the hidden gems of idiocy 🤪👏 Express yourself, folks! It's the only way we can spot the 'geniuses' in disguise 😉🎤 #SpeakUp"

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