38 Funny ignore quotes

• I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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  18 hours ago

  attitude, furniture, humor, i, ignore, mean, mean person, past, people, person, right, walk

• I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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  18 hours ago

  am, communication, DM, DMs, humor, i, ignore, media, message, online, online communication, promise, rejection, social, social media, soulmate

• Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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  1 day ago

  anytime, body, body image, chin, comment, comments, humor, i, ignore, image, joke, keep, self-confidence, someone, try, weight

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  3 weeks ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• “Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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  1 month ago

  beautiful, book, cover, humor, i, ignore, judge, judgment, powerful, sentiment, shopping

• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  2 months ago

  advice, degree, education, humor, ignore, ignore love, important, love, master’s degree, Masters, priorities, pursue, twenty

• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, away, humor, ignore, ignoring, lesson, life, life lesson, problem, problems, truth

• It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beautiful day, create, day, existing, humor, ignore, irony, new, ones, problem, problems, procrastination

• Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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  2 months ago

  being, humor, ignore, ignored, intelligence, IQ, media, sarcasm, social, social media, Twitter

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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  2 months ago

  acknowledgment, giant, humor, ignore, ignoring, neglect, oversight, problem, procrastination, realization, surprise, thing, well

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