22 Funny ignore quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

  Commentary:
  "Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

  Commentary:
  "When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Invisible Parent Act'—an enduring performance worthy of a standing ovation… from no one. 🎭🙈 #ParentingComedy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the versatile yet underappreciated ear muscles of cats – the secret weapon in their arsenal of selective listening and impeccable ignorance skills. Truly, a feline superpower in the art of nonchalant aloofness!"

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