21 Funny ignore quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.
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  1 month ago

  View →: My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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