38 Funny ignore quotes

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  5 hours ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• “Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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  1 week ago

  beautiful, book, cover, humor, i, ignore, judge, judgment, powerful, sentiment, shopping

• In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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  4 weeks ago

  advice, degree, education, humor, ignore, ignore love, important, love, master’s degree, Masters, priorities, pursue, twenty

• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  1 month ago

  apparently, away, humor, ignore, ignoring, lesson, life, life lesson, problem, problems, truth

• It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beautiful day, create, day, existing, humor, ignore, irony, new, ones, problem, problems, procrastination

• Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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  2 months ago

  being, humor, ignore, ignored, intelligence, IQ, media, sarcasm, social, social media, Twitter

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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  2 months ago

  acknowledgment, giant, humor, ignore, ignoring, neglect, oversight, problem, procrastination, realization, surprise, thing, well

• We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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  2 months ago

  beavis, butthead, humor, ignore, name, shock, shocked, strangeness, wordplay

• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, adults, couch, couch potato, humor, humor quote, i, ignore, ignoring, ignoring problems, laziness, life, phone, phone usage, play, potato, problems, procrastination, run, sit, usage

• I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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  2 months ago

  attention, humor, ignore, influencer, me, media, online, people, sarcasm, satire, social, social media

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