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14 Funny ignore quotes

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

2 weeks ago

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

1 month ago

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

1 month ago

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

3 months ago

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

3 months ago

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

3 months ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

3 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

3 months ago

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

3 months ago

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

3 months ago

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

3 months ago

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

3 months ago