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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Going viral on TikTok:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Live now on Snapchat:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Going viral on Snapchat:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Breaking via Facebook:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Going viral on Facebook:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Live now on X:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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28 Funny ignore quotes

Funny ignore quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of giving the silent treatment 😏🤫 Whether dodging awkward convos or just keeping the vibe chill, these witty lines turn ignoring into a comedy show 🎭😂 Perfect for those moments when words are overrated and laughter is the best response! Ready to master the ignore game with a smile? 😎✨

New funny ignore quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Commentary:
Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉
1 week ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
2 weeks ago
Share →: We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Commentary:
Who knew Beavis and Butthead were actually a secret squad to keep names like Beavis under the radar? 😂🤔👉📋
2 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Commentary:
"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Commentary:
"Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Commentary:
"Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Commentary:
"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Making waves on Telegram:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Live now on Facebook:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Making waves on Discord:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Going viral on Telegram:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Trending via WhatsApp:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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