Funny quotes ignore

13 Funny ignore quotes

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025