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Funny illusion quotes

New funny illusion quotes 👇

  • Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

    Commentary:
    “Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That’s right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious”

  • A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

    Commentary:
    🎩✨🏠 “Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that’s why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡”

  • My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫”

  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

    Commentary:
    “Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

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