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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Going viral on Reddit:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Trending via YouTube:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Going viral on Slack:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Spotted on YouTube:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Going viral on Reddit:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Just shared via X:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Just landed via Twitch:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Funny illusion quotes

Funny illusion quotes 🎩✨ twist reality with a splash of humor, making you double-take and laugh out loud 😂. They play with your mind 🤯 while keeping things light and entertaining, perfect for brightening up your day or sparking a fun convo! Ready to see the world through a hilarious new lens? 👀🎉

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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dark, dark humor, fire, humor, illusion, magic, next, performance, set, soul, trick
None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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digital, distraction, happening, humor, illusion, none, perception, phone, reality, technology
The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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filter, grass, greener, humor, illusion, just, over, perception, perspective, reality, sarcasm
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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catch, existence, humor, illusion, joke, me, notice, public, real, self-awareness
A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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good, house, humor, illusion, know, living, magic, magician, mystery, never, secret, surprise, unexpected
My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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fitness, getting, goal, goal weight, half, humor, illusion, magician, me, saw, trick, weight
And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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doing, humor, i, illusion, joke, know, magic, next, performance, self-deprecation, trick
Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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back, cave, chain, human, humans, humor, illusion, media, philosophy, plato’s, Plato’s cave, social, social media, technology
I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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attitude, defiance, humor, i, illusion, pieces, shattering, smash, smashing, want

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27 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Spotted on Facebook:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Spotted on WeChat:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Just shared via Instagram:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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