Funny illusion quotes

• Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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  6 days ago

  chair, evening, i, illusion, jacket, left, looks, new, night, nightmare, person, scare, sometimes

• And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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  7 days ago

  dark, dark humor, fire, humor, illusion, magic, next, performance, set, soul, trick

• None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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  1 week ago

  digital, distraction, happening, humor, illusion, none, perception, phone, reality, technology

• The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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  1 week ago

  filter, grass, greener, humor, illusion, just, over, perception, perspective, reality, sarcasm

• Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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  1 week ago

  catch, existence, humor, illusion, joke, me, notice, public, real, self-awareness

• A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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  3 weeks ago

  good, house, humor, illusion, know, living, magic, magician, mystery, never, secret, surprise, unexpected

• My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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  3 weeks ago

  fitness, getting, goal, goal weight, half, humor, illusion, magician, me, saw, trick, weight

• And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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  3 weeks ago

  doing, humor, i, illusion, joke, know, magic, next, performance, self-deprecation, trick

• Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, cave, chain, human, humans, humor, illusion, media, philosophy, plato’s, Plato’s cave, social, social media, technology

• I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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  3 weeks ago

  attitude, defiance, humor, i, illusion, pieces, shattering, smash, smashing, want

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