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illusion
2 months ago
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
3 months ago
A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
3 months ago
My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.
3 months ago
And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.