Funny intuition quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

  Commentary:
  "Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your gut feeling is sending you some sassy vibes! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs psychic powers when you have a gut that never fails to say 'I told you so'? 😂 Kind regards indeed! 🙃"

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