Funny justice quotes

• Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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• What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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• No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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• I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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• Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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  1 month ago

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• Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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  3 months ago

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