Funny justice quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

  Commentary:
  "Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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