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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Funny justice quotes bring a playful twist to serious matters ⚖️😂 Whether you’re a law lover or just here for the laughs, these witty sayings serve up truth with a side of humor 😎🎉 Get ready to smile while pondering fairness and the quirks of the legal world—because justice doesn’t always have to be so serious! ⚡️🤣 #JusticeWithAJoke

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3 days ago
Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Commentary:
Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Looks like they should start investing in steel-toed boots for extra protection 🤣🥾💥
3 weeks ago
Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Commentary:
"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
6 months ago
Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Commentary:
"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"
6 months ago
Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Commentary:
"Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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