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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Trending via Snapchat:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Just shared via Twitch:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Going viral on Discord:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Seen just now on Messenger:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Funny lane quotes

Funny lane quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day 🚗😂 Whether you’re stuck in traffic or just cruising through life, these witty gems will keep you smiling 😎✨ From clever puns to hilarious observations, get ready to laugh your way down every road 🛣️🤣 Buckle up for some seriously funny vibes!

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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2 months ago

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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5 months ago

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82 shares on Snapchat this month:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

44 shares on X this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

83 shares on Slack this month:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Funny Quotes Images

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Making waves on Discord:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Trending via Discord:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Trending via Messenger:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Seen just now on Threads:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Just landed via Telegram:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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