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Funny lane quotes

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

5 days ago

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

3 months ago

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

3 months ago