Funny lane quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they could call it the 'OMG Lane' – for those who can't resist the urge to LMAO while driving! 📱🚗😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Lois Lane has trouble spotting the true identity behind those glasses! 👓🤖 #SuperheroStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

  Commentary:
  "Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"

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