Funny lane quotes — Wordgag ツ

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

1 month ago1 month ago

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

2 months ago2 months ago

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

5 months ago5 months ago

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Jan 26, 2025

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Jan 25, 2025