126 Funny late quotes

• I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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  2 months ago

  activity, fun, humor, late, late night, midnight, napper, night, personality, snacker, yapper

• Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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  2 months ago

  ambition, ever, humor, i, kid, late, little, procrastination, wanted, work

• Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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  2 months ago

  angry, angry text, gambling, humor, late, nap, naps, refreshed, sleep, text, texts, timing, tired, too, wake

• Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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  2 months ago

  20s, advice, early, early 20’s, exactly, gap, generational, generational gap, giving, humor, late, late 20s, life, life stage, newborn, obsession, someone, stage, toddler

• Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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  2 months ago

  after, bad, bad decisions, card, credit, credit card, decisions, good, humor, late, late night, midnight, money, night, nightlife, nothing, spending

• Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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  2 months ago

  appointment, dental, dentist, humor, joke, late, me, should, start, tell

• Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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  2 months ago

  CVS, excuse, finish, humor, i, late, printing, receipt, sorry, waiting

• When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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  2 months ago

  am, annoying, commitment, date, expectations, humor, i, know, late, marriage, mean, myself, relationship, saving, say, too, truth

• I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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  2 months ago

  after, drive, home, house, humor, i, late, quick, rush, work

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  2 months ago

  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

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