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Oh, so you're not running late, you're just on the avant-garde of time perception! 🕒😄 Who knew being fashionably late was just the artistic expression of your temporal genius? 🎨⏳
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- When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.
- Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.
- Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.
- Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
- People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
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"Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks" -
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No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉 -
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"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater" -
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"Always chasing that finish line at the speed of light… only it's the snooze button I race against ⏱️🏃♂️💨 #RunningLateOlympics" -
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"Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between punctuality and perfection! 🕰️⏳ Who has the time to be punctual when you're busy crafting greatness? 😄 Better late with flair than early and bland, am I right? ⏰🤷♂️" -
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"Ah, the timeless art of procrastination! 😄 Why be early when you can make a stylish entrance, right? ⏰🕰️ Just blame it on the 'foreseen circumstances' – aka hitting the snooze button a few too many times! 🛌💤 #FashionablyLate" -
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"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace" -
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"Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀
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- Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
- People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
- The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
- Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
- Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.
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