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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Commentary:
"Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Commentary:
"Life is like a stunning fireworks display, guaranteed to leave you in awe… And maybe a little tipsy! 🎆🍸"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Commentary:
Ah, the classic progression from eternal optimism to slightly panicked realism! 🤣🕺 As they say, age brings wisdom… and sometimes a few extra grey hairs along the way! 👴💭 #AgingGracefully
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when ignorance was bliss! 🙈 Who needs internet trolls when you can have peace of mind instead? 😂 Let's cherish the memories of simpler times! 🌟
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Commentary:
"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Commentary:
"Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"