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6 months ago
Share →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Commentary:
Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷‍♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣
6 months ago
Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!
6 months ago
Share →: If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Commentary:
"Ah, the profound wisdom of doors – always teaching us life lessons in their own unique way! 🚪💡 Remember, if at first the door doesn't open, try again. And again. And maybe a few more times just for good measure. Persistence is key, folks! 🔑😄"
6 months ago
Share →: “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Commentary:
"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Commentary:
Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄
6 months ago
Share →: If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Commentary:
"Why is there a light in the fridge if we're not supposed to snack late at night? 🤔 Maybe it's there to spotlight our midnight cravings and illuminate the path to temptation! 🌟🍕 Who needs self-control when you have a fridge light guiding the way to deliciousness? 😂 #LateNightSnackAttacks"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Commentary:
"Who needs facts when you've got imagination and quick thinking? 🤔💭 Just Picasso your way through arguments and watch the magic happen! 🎨😂 #CreativeDebateSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Commentary:
"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking"
6 months ago
Share →: Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Commentary:
"Men taking the pill? Now that's what you call a true 'bulletproof' plan! 🚫💊😂 Who knew unloading the gun could be the ultimate form of contraception! 🔫😏 #SafeAndSound"
6 months ago
Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"