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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Just landed via Slack:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Going viral on Threads:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Spotted on Twitch:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Freshly posted on X:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Making waves on TikTok:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Going bananas on Threads:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Just landed via Telegram:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Funny Lord of the Rings quotes

Funny Lord of the Rings quotes offer a humorous twist on the epic adventures of Middle-earth. 🧙‍♂️😂 From playful takes on hobbit habits to witty riffs on the quest for the One Ring, these quotes bring a smile to fans of Tolkien’s classic tale. Embark on a journey of laughter and enjoy the lighter side of your favorite fantasy world! 🧙‍♂️😂

New funny Lord of the Rings quotes 👇

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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2 months ago

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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2 months ago

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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2 months ago

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,402

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Spotted on Snapchat:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Trending via Facebook:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Breaking via YouTube:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Trending via Discord:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Seen just now on Slack:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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