Funny maker quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

  Commentary:
  "Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

  Commentary:
  "Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"

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