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Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
259 Funny man quotes
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
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Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.
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When Moses downloaded those stone tablets, it must have been the original 'cloud storage'! 😂☁️📜
Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
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"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.
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Believing guys is a lot easier when they start with the right compliment! 😏💁♀️✨
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.
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Sounds like the ultimate long-term relationship goal: professional annoyance specialist 😂❤️
“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”
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"When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"