82 Funny mean quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of aging – when you suddenly become the 'old person' in the room without even realizing it! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Just remember, you're not old, you're vintage. Embrace it! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

  Commentary:
  Oh, playing the long game is just like Monopoly – except instead of hotels and houses, it's all about adulting and making important life choices! 🎲💼 Don't forget to pass "Go" and collect a sense of accomplishment along the way! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  "Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

  Commentary:
  👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

  Commentary:
  "An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

  Commentary:
  Oh la la! 🥖💃 Let me break it down for you: Baguettes come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of their gender! 🙅‍♀️ It's all about that delicious crispy crust and chewy interior that makes anyone swoon! 😂 Next time you enjoy a baguette, just remember it's all about the bread love, not the gender roles! 💁‍♂️🥖

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