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11 Funny mindfulness quotes

Funny mindfulness quotes bring a playful twist to staying present and calm 🧘‍♂️✨. They remind us that mindfulness doesn’t have to be serious all the time—sometimes a good laugh 😂 is the best way to zen out. Whether you’re a meditation pro or just trying to chill, these witty gems will brighten your day and keep stress at bay 😄🌿. Ready to smile your way to mindfulness? Let’s dive in! 🌈💫

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Posted onFeb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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