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1 month ago
Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Commentary:
"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: Listen to the birds, not the news.

Commentary:
"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"
4 months ago
Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Commentary:
Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Commentary:
"When the calm and collected Buddhists start losing their cool, you know it's time to panic…or maybe just take a deep breath and meditate 🧘‍♂️🙏 #KeepCalmAndZenOn"
5 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone burns sage.

Commentary:
"Be the reason someone burns sage, not bridges! 🔥✨ Spread good vibes, not drama! 🌿😄 #PositivityIsContagious"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Commentary:
"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"