12 Funny mindfulness quotes

• Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, Christmas, holiday, humor, microdosing, mindfulness, presence, present

• I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, app, health, humor, i, irony, meditation, mental, mental health, mindfulness, missing, session, stress, technology

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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  1 month ago

  contemplate, existence, live, mindfulness, miracle, nature, nostalgia, nothing, oh, relaxation, seashore, simpler, simpler time, sit, time, times

• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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  1 month ago

  humor, irony, machine, mindfulness, presence, present, right, science, set, time, time machine, time travel, travel, trying

• I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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  1 month ago

  attachment, Buddha, desire, exactly, except, humor, i, irony, letting, mindfulness, sarcasm, self-awareness, spiritual, things, want, zen

• Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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  1 month ago

  again, doing, drugs, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, mindfulness, recreational, satire

• Listen to the birds, not the news.

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  1 month ago

  birds, distraction, humor, listen, mindfulness, nature, news, relaxation

• The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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  1 month ago

  always, apart, around, best, chaos, enjoy, falling, falling apart, humor, mindfulness, perspective, remember, tea, world

• I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, Buddhists, freak, freak out, humor, i, irony, mindfulness, reactions

• Be the reason someone burns sage.

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  1 month ago

  good, good vibes, humor, mindfulness, positivity, reason, sage, self-care, someone, vibes

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